7 Jokes For Calendar Factory

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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Why did the calendar get in trouble at school? It forgot its dates!
Why did the calendar apply for a job? It wanted to have a date every day!
What did the boss say to the new employee at the calendar factory? Make sure you're always on time!
What's a calendar's favorite music? Anything on vinyl – it's all about the record dates!
I got kicked out of the calendar factory for changing the dates. They said I was messing with the timeline!
What's a calendar's favorite game? Dates and Ladders!
Why did the calendar take up boxing? It wanted to keep its dates up!

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