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I tried to make a calendar out of bacon, but the dates kept getting crispy.
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Why did the calendar factory worker always get promoted? Because he had good dates!
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What did one calendar say to another? 'I've got a date tonight, let's sync up later!
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Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It felt like it was always second best.
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I told my friend to buy a calendar. He said, 'I'll date one when I find the right month!
Days and Daze
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I once asked a calendar factory worker what his favorite month was. He said, The one where I get my paycheck!
Yearning for Yesteryears
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If you think your job is monotonous, imagine being the guy at the calendar factory who has to correct the year when everyone still thinks it's 2020!
Days of Our Lives
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I tried to get a job at a calendar factory, but they said I wasn’t date material.
Not Your Average Day
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You know you're in trouble when you walk into a calendar factory and everyone's marking you as 'Absent' next Tuesday.
The Calendar Conundrum
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You ever wonder who's working at a calendar factory? I mean, talk about a job where you're literally counting down the days until the weekend!
Time's a-Tickin'!
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I visited a calendar factory once. The workers were so punctual, they could tell you the exact second they'd be late for dinner.
Time Management
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I heard at the calendar factory, they have a Time Travel section. But it's just where they test if you can go back in time to fix a typo!
Calendar Conflicts
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Ever been to a calendar factory's HR meeting? They probably have to schedule it three months in advance!
Calendar Craziness
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I told my friend I was going to visit a calendar factory. He said, Don't bother, it's just a bunch of days going in circles.
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