7 Jokes For Buying Condom

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I asked the cashier for a recommendation on buying condoms. She said, 'I'm not sure, but they're usually at the check-out stand!'
Why did the banana refuse to buy a condom? It found the whole idea a-peeling!
Why did the chicken buy condoms? To practice safe pecking!
Why did the computer buy condoms? To practice safe surfing!
I tried to buy condoms discreetly, but the cashier loudly announced, 'PRICE CHECK ON EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS!
Why did the tomato turn red when it saw someone buying condoms? It realized it was feeling a bit under-ripe!
Why did the grapefruit blush when it saw someone buying condoms? It realized it was a bit citrus-y!

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