bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
I thought about buying a condom costume, but it felt a bit over-protection.
0
0
What did the grape say when it saw someone buying condoms? 'Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
0
0
I thought about buying shares in a condom company, but I heard the market was too tight.
0
0
I went to buy condoms and saw a 'Buy One, Get One Free' deal. I guess it's a two-for-one protection plan!
0
0
I thought about buying a condom cookbook. But I'm afraid it'll be too much about safe food handling.
0
0
Why did the condom go to the store alone? It wanted to buy some protection!
0
0
I considered buying a condom-shaped umbrella, but I was afraid it might attract too much attention during the rain.
The Awkward Checkout
0
0
You ever notice how buying condoms turns a grocery run into a Mission Impossible scenario? You're just trying to sneak them into your cart like they're top-secret classified information. It's like, Shh, don't let the broccoli know!
The Clumsy Distraction
0
0
Buying condoms is like trying to perform a magic trick, but you're the one getting distracted. You're so focused on grabbing them discreetly that you end up knocking over a display of baby diapers. Talk about ironic!
The Priceless Poker Face
0
0
Ever bought condoms and then the cashier gives you that knowing smirk? It's a test of your poker face skills. Inside, you're sweating bullets, but outside, you're like, Yep, just adding some supplies for my balloon animal hobby.
The Stealthy Shopper
0
0
Buying condoms turns you into a covert operations expert. You're maneuvering through the store like a ninja, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone who might recognize you later. Did I just pass by my neighbor? Quick, pretend to be engrossed in the cereal selection!
The Stealth Mode Strategy
0
0
Buying condoms is the only time you become a magician at the store. You're trying to swipe them off the shelf without anyone noticing, like, And for my next trick, I'll make these disappear into my cart without a trace!
The Impulse Aisle Dive
0
0
They should have a special aisle in the store for condoms, so you don't have to do the last-minute dive near the register. I mean, whoops, accidentally landed in the family planning section again!
The Trojan Horse Maneuver
0
0
Buying condoms is like going undercover at the pharmacy. You walk in trying to look all casual, but inside, you're like a secret agent on a mission. Operation: Protect & Serve is a go!
The Checkout Roulette
0
0
Buying condoms is like playing Russian roulette at the checkout counter. You're standing there, hoping the cashier won't make a comment or worse, call for a price check. It's a game of nerves!
The Checkout Daredevil
0
0
You know you're a real daredevil when you buy condoms during rush hour at the store. It's a high-stakes game of speed and stealth, all while trying to maintain your cool. Mission impossible? More like mission... possible, but nerve-wracking!
The Supermarket Conspiracy
0
0
Supermarkets have this unwritten rule that when you buy condoms, suddenly the cashier turns into Sherlock Holmes. They'll give you this look, trying to solve the mystery of your weekend plans. Newsflash, buddy, it's for blowing balloons at a birthday party!
Post a Comment