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It's funny how buying condoms gives you a crash course in decision-making. Suddenly, you're standing in the aisle, pondering the options like it's a life-altering choice: "Hmm, ribbed, ultra-thin, or the one that promises to glow in the dark?
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The awkwardness level hits the ceiling when you're buying condoms and the cashier decides it's the perfect moment to strike up a conversation about the weather. "Yeah, it's raining... uh, heavily... outside.
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Isn't it weird how the cashier becomes a detective when you're buying condoms? They inspect you like, "Hmm, buying bananas, some milk, oh! And a box of condoms. Interesting combination, sir. Very interesting.
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Ever notice how buying condoms feels like you're participating in a covert mission? You're strolling through the store, trying to look cool, but inside you're like a secret agent trying to retrieve the most elusive item on the planet.
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There should be a "Congratulations, You Made It!" diploma for surviving the nerve-wracking experience of buying condoms for the first time. It's like a rite of passage, complete with sweating and nervous laughter.
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Ever notice how the self-checkout suddenly becomes the world's busiest area when you're purchasing condoms? You're there, trying to scan it discreetly, but the machine keeps announcing, "Please place the item in the bagging area.
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There's an unspoken code of silence in the condom aisle. You'll see people eyeing the options, making eye contact, and then swiftly looking away, as if to say, "I won't tell if you won't.
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The condom aisle should have mood lighting or something. You're standing there, trying to decipher the cryptic messages on the boxes, feeling like you're choosing a magic trick rather than protection.
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Buying condoms is the only time when you're incredibly cautious at the checkout counter. You're casually scanning the magazine titles while your heart's doing the Macarena, hoping the cashier doesn't accidentally blurt out, "Price check on the extra small condoms!
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