9 Jokes About Bush

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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Why did the hedge go to school? To get edgucated!
Why did the bush break up with the tree? It couldn't handle the commitment—it needed more space!
What did the tree say to the bush during the windy storm? 'You're looking a bit wind-swept!'
Why did the bush get a job in IT? It wanted to branch into a different field!
Why don't bushes ever make good secret keepers? They're always spilling their leaves!
Why was the bush so popular at parties? It was always branching out to new people!
Why did the gardener get in trouble with the bush? Because he was always taking it for granted!
Why did the bush blush? It saw the landscaper's hedge trimmer!
What did the bush say to the tree after the summer? 'You're looking bushed!'

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