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The Invasive Species
When your bush decides to expand its territory without your permission.
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My wife accused me of having an invasive species in our backyard. I said, "Honey, it's just a bush, not an alien invasion. Although, the squirrels seem to disagree.
The Overgrown Wilderness
When your bush becomes a symbol of your procrastination.
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My girlfriend asked if I could do something about my bush. I said, "Sure, I'll put up a 'Do Not Enter' sign and call it a nature reserve.
The Green Thumb Wannabe
When your bush is the only thing in the garden that doesn't respect your authority.
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My bush has zero respect for my attempts at landscaping. It's like the rebellious teenager of the garden – always pushing boundaries and refusing to conform.
The Gardener's Dilemma
When your bush wants a trim but you're not a landscaper.
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My neighbor saw me struggling with the hedge clippers and said, "You should hire a professional." I replied, "Well, I'm an amateur comedian, does that count?
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