8 Jokes About Bush

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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I tried to tell my bush a joke, but it just stood there... unimpressed. It's a tough crowd!
I told my friend I'm learning topiary. Now, every time he sees a bush, he thinks it's been groomed by a pro!
I met a shy bush the other day. It was really reserved!
My bush started a rock band. Their first hit? 'Bark in the USA'!
I saw a talking bush yesterday. It said, 'Leaf me alone!
My bush complained about feeling stumped. I suggested it branch out and try new things!
I asked my shrub for advice. It told me to branch out and stick to my roots!
I'm convinced my bush is a secret agent. It's always undercover!

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