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Why did the comedian bring a ladder to the stand-up show? He wanted to raise the roof and maybe crack a few ribs with laughter!
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My friend said my jokes are so bad, they're a health hazard. I told him, 'Well, they might break a rib, but at least they're rib-tickling!
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I thought about becoming a comedian specializing in broken rib jokes, but I was afraid it wouldn't have enough 'crack'ling humor!
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He didn't want to worry about breaking his rib-tulations!
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the boxing match? Because he didn't have the guts; he was afraid he might break a rib!
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Why did the comedian start telling jokes about broken ribs? He wanted to rib-dicule the seriousness and give everyone a laugh!
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I told my doctor a joke about broken ribs. He laughed and said, 'You're really ribbing me now!
Ribs Gone Rogue
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So, I broke my ribs recently. It's like they decided to rebel against the ribcage dictatorship. I can imagine my ribs having a little protest: Down with the sternum! No more being confined to the ribcage! Freedom for ribs!
The Rib Symphony
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Breaking ribs turns every move into a symphony of pain. I'm over here, trying to conduct the orchestra of my own misery. It's like my body is composing a tragic opera, and my ribs are the prima donnas hitting those high notes every time I breathe.
Ribs: The Unexpected Daredevils
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My ribs decided to take on a new career – extreme sports enthusiasts. Every move feels like I'm attempting a triple somersault off a metaphorical cliff. I never thought I'd say this, but my ribs are the Evel Knievels of my body.
Ribcage: The Uninvited Escape Artist
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So my ribcage decided it was tired of being cooped up. It's like Houdini decided to possess my chest. I can't tell if I should be impressed or annoyed – I mean, how do you scold your own ribcage for pulling off an escape act?
The Ribs' Revenge Tour
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Breaking ribs is like opening the floodgates for revenge. It's payback time for all those times I ignored their existence. Now my ribs are on a world tour, making sure I feel every bump and twist in the road. Revenge is a dish best served with a side of ibuprofen.
Ribs: The Drama Queens of the Body
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My ribs are like the drama queens of my body. They break, and suddenly it's a Shakespearean tragedy. To breathe or not to breathe, that is the question! I never knew a bunch of bones could be so theatrical. Someone get these ribs an Oscar!
The Broken Ribs Conundrum
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You ever had broken ribs? It's like my body decided to host its own internal demolition party. I didn't sign up for this extreme home makeover! I'm over here thinking I need an exorcist for my ribs – they're possessed by the spirit of clumsiness.
Rib Yoga – The New Trend
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You know you've hit a new level of flexibility when your ribs start doing yoga moves without your permission. Downward Dog? Child's Pose? Oh, we got this, buddy! I never knew breaking ribs would turn me into a reluctant yoga enthusiast.
Ribs, the Overprotective Siblings
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Breaking ribs is like having overprotective siblings. They're like, Oh, you want to laugh? No, no, no, we'll make that feel like you're bench pressing a sumo wrestler. Enjoy! My ribs are the ultimate party poopers, turning every celebration into a pain-fest.
Ribs, the Body's Comedy Club
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Breaking ribs is like the body's way of telling you, Hey, let's add some drama to your life! It's like my ribs are stand-up comedians, trying to get a laugh out of me. Well, congratulations, ribs, you got your standing ovation when I tried to stand up!
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