7+ Best One Liners Jokes About broken ribs

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My friend said I should try stand-up comedy, but I'm worried I might crack under the pressure... and possibly a rib or two!

I broke my friend's ribs with a joke about construction. I guess it was too concrete for him!

I attended a stand-up comedy show about fractures and broken bones. It was a real 'crack'ling experience!

I used to be a rib-tickling expert, but then I had to quit; it was just too painful!

I thought about joining the local comedy club, but I was worried it might rib-off me the wrong way!

I told my friend a joke about broken ribs, but it cracked him up too much!

I tried to tell a joke about ribs, but it ended up falling flat... just like a rib with a fracture!

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