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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even excuses for being late!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful stand-up comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Broken Humor, My Ex's Specialty
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I dated someone once who had a black belt in broken humor. Every time we argued, instead of resolving things, she'd just drop punchlines like, Our relationship is like a pencil - pointless! I mean, really? I just wanted to discuss whose turn it was to take out the trash.
Broken Humor on Mondays
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Mondays and broken humor have a lot in common. They both start with good intentions, and by noon, you're questioning all your life choices. Why did I become an accountant? Is this really the best use of my broken humor talents?
Broken Humor and Social Media
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Social media is the breeding ground for broken humor. You post a photo of your salad, and someone comments, Wow, your lunch looks as sad as my love life. Thanks, Brenda. I was just trying to show off my mastery of broken humor in the culinary arts.
The Upside of Broken Humor
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but nobody mentions that broken humor is like the pharmaceutical version of tequila. It might not fix anything, but at least you'll be numb and giggling through the pain.
Broken Humor in Technology
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My computer has a great sense of broken humor. It randomly decides to update when I'm in the middle of important work. It's like having a stand-up comedian interrupt your conversation with a dramatic pause. Hold on, folks, we're installing 37 updates. Just sit tight and enjoy the silence.
My Therapist's Prescription: Broken Humor
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I went to therapy recently, and my therapist said, You need more broken humor in your life. Great, doc! So now I'm sitting there trying to laugh at my own problems. It's like telling a sad story with a laugh track. And then my cat ran away... ha-ha... oh, Mr. Whiskers, you're such a character!
Broken Humor and the Art of Grocery Shopping
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You ever notice that grocery shopping is a lot like broken humor? You start with a list, and by the end, you've got a cart full of impulse buys, and you're not entirely sure how you got there. Well, I needed eggs, but these gummy bears seemed essential to my comedic well-being.
Broken Humor and Dieting
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I tried a broken humor diet once. Every time I wanted a snack, I'd tell myself a joke instead. Spoiler alert: I gained 10 pounds. Turns out, laughter burns fewer calories than even sitting on the couch eating chips.
Broken Humor at Job Interviews
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I tried incorporating broken humor into my job interview once. The interviewer asked, What's your greatest weakness? I said, I'm addicted to broken humor. They just stared at me, probably thinking, We were looking for someone with 'Microsoft Office' skills, not 'office chair juggling' skills.
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