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Broken resolutions are like souvenirs from a trip you never wanted to take. You start the year with all these grand plans, and by February, you're back to your old habits, collecting memories of that time you almost went to the gym every day.
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Have you ever tried to assemble furniture from that big blue Swedish store? It's like playing a real-life game of Tetris, but with the added challenge of deciphering instructions that seem to have been translated through three different languages and a secret code only known to aliens.
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I went to the gym the other day, and the treadmill was out of order. I thought, "Well, this is a sign." Apparently, the universe believes I should stick to the kind of running that involves a destination and not a hamster wheel.
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I bought a puzzle the other day, but it was missing a piece. That's like paying for a joke and the punchline is just... missing. You're left there scratching your head, going, "I guess it's avant-garde humor?
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You ever notice how broken escalators are just stairs with trust issues? I mean, one minute you're walking up confidently, the next you're doing this awkward half-step, half-lift dance, questioning your life choices.
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Broken umbrellas are the unsung heroes of city life. They start out all majestic and protective, and then a gust of wind comes along, and suddenly, you're twirling a metal skeleton over your head like a failed circus act.
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Relationships are a lot like remote controls. At first, everything works perfectly, but then one day, the volume button starts acting up. Suddenly, you're trying to navigate through arguments, desperately searching for the mute button.
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Trying to find matching socks is like a daily game of hide and seek. I open the sock drawer, and it's like they've all joined a secret society, conspiring against me. I'm just waiting for the day they reveal their grand plan, and it turns out they're forming an alliance against the washing machine.
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My smartphone has this amazing feature – it autocorrects my typos to words I've never even heard of. I feel like my phone is challenging me to expand my vocabulary, one confusing text at a time.
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