8 Jokes For Breather

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Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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What did the yoga instructor say to the overworked lung? 'Just take a deep breath and exhale the stress away!
Why did the meditation class go to the comedy club? They heard it was a great place to find 'inner' laughter!
I asked my cat if she practices mindfulness. She just looked at me and continued her 'purr'-fectly calm breathing!
Why did the comedian break up with the air purifier? It was always trying to filter out his good jokes!
I told my friend he needs a breather. He handed me a bag and said, 'Breathe in, breathe out - problem solved!
Why did the lung apply for a job? It wanted to get a breath-taking career!
I tried to teach my dog to meditate, but he just wanted to chase his tail. Guess he's not ready for a 'paws' in his breathing routine!
Why did the lungs go to therapy? They needed help coping with life's inhale and exhale!

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