5 Jokes For Breather

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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Office Breather

Trying to take a break at work
I told my co-worker I needed a breather, and he handed me a stapler. Now, whenever I see him, I get flashbacks of desperately gasping for air with a Swingline lodged in my face.

Parental Breather

Finding alone time as a parent
I asked my kids for a breather, and they handed me a toy saxophone. Now, whenever I need a moment, I'm serenaded by the sweet sounds of "Dad Needs a Break Blues.

Gym Breather

Surviving a workout
Gym breather tip: If you need an extended breather, just lay down and pretend you're doing floor exercises. No one questions the person lying down—they assume you're just committed to the "Restorative Nap.

Technology Breather

Dealing with constant notifications
Asked Siri for a breather, and she responded, "I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. Would you like me to find the nearest therapist?" Thanks, Siri, for making me question my mental health every time I try to relax.

Relationship Breather

Navigating personal space in a relationship
Tried taking a breather during an argument, and my partner handed me a plant. Turns out, it was a Venus Flytrap, and now we have a carnivorous plant as our relationship therapist.

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