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Imagine trying to date as Bowser. I mean, he's got a soft side too, right? So, he decides to give online dating a shot. His profile picture is just a menacing silhouette, and his bio says, "Loves long walks on lava, passionate about world domination." He swipes right on Princess Peach, and she swipes left so hard it probably launched him into another castle. Poor Bowser, stuck in a love triangle with a plumber and a princess. Maybe he needs to switch to a dating app for villains; I can see him and Ursula from The Little Mermaid hitting it off, comparing notes on their failed schemes.
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You ever stop and think about Bowser from Mario? I mean, this guy's been kidnapping princesses and battling plumbers for decades. But lately, I've been hearing he's going through a midlife crisis. Yeah, Bowser's got a red shell, but now he wants a red sports car too. He's tired of castles; he's looking at beachfront properties in the Mushroom Kingdom. I mean, can you blame him? Every time he kidnaps Peach, Mario just shows up, throws a few fireballs, and ruins his day. Bowser's thinking, "Maybe I should've invested in a timeshare in Isle Delfino instead.
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So, I heard Bowser recently went to a spa to relax. Can you picture that? The receptionist is like, "Welcome to Tranquil Shells Spa, where you leave your troubles at the door." Meanwhile, Bowser's trying to fit through the door, knocking over the bonsai tree. He gets to the massage table, and the poor masseuse is just trying not to get singed by the fireballs shooting out. "Sir, could you please relax? And take off the spiked shell; it's a safety hazard." I can only imagine his review on Yelp: "Great massages, but they need better fireball-resistant curtains.
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Let's talk about Bowser as a parent. I mean, this guy's got kids all over the place, right? Koopalings, Bowser Jr., it's a full-blown reptilian Brady Bunch. But you know he's dealing with the struggles of parenthood when even his own kids are helping Mario instead of him. Bowser Jr. is probably in therapy like, "I just wanted a normal family vacation, Dad, not another kidnapping plot." And the Koopalings? They're like the dysfunctional cousins you invite over for Thanksgiving just to spice things up. "Oh, Larry set the table on fire again. Classic Larry!
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