7 Jokes For Bless You

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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I told my cat 'bless you' after it sneezed. Now it just stares at me like I'm the weird one.
I used to play hide and seek with my allergies. Now every time I sneeze, someone shouts 'bless you' and I lose.
I asked my sneezing friend if he was allergic to blessings. He said, 'No, but I think I'm allergic to bad jokes.
My friend sneezed while drawing a circle. Now we have a blessed ellipse.
If sneezing is a blessing, then I must be the most blessed person around. I sneeze at least 10 times a day!
I asked the librarian if they had a book on sneezing. She said, 'I don't know, it's either in fiction or non-fiction.
I tried to teach my dog to say 'bless you' when someone sneezes. Now he barks every time I bring out the pepper.

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