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You know, saying "bless you" after someone sneezes is like the original social media. It's like your body just posted a status update, and people are quick to hit that like button with a "bless you" comment. Maybe we should start sneezing intentionally for more online blessings.
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The phrase "bless you" sounds so formal, like you're knighted for expelling air forcefully from your nostrils. Maybe we should modernize it a bit. How about a casual "You're excused" or even a simple "Gesundheit, buddy!
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You ever sneeze and someone shouts "bless you" from across the room, and you're like, "Whoa, my sneeze has a better social life than I do." I didn't know sneezes had VIP access to attention.
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I've started using "bless you" for non-sneezing situations, just to keep things interesting. You drop your phone? "Bless you!" Forget someone's name? "Bless you!" It's my way of bringing a little courtesy to life's little mishaps.
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I've noticed that some people say "bless you" even if you sneeze in a different time zone. Like, is there some sort of supernatural sneeze tracking system? Can we get that technology for our car keys, too?
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Bless you" is the only blessing we give freely without any consideration of the person's character. Someone could be the worst human ever, but if they sneeze, we're all like, "Well, at least they've got a functioning respiratory system.
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Saying "bless you" is like a reflex, right? But have you ever been in a situation where someone sneezes, and you're in a dilemma because you're not sure if you should say it or not? It's the social equivalent of trying to merge onto a busy highway of politeness.
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You know, if aliens were observing us and saw us saying "bless you" after a sneeze, they'd probably think sneezing is some sort of mystical ritual. Like, "Ah, yes, the humans exchange blessings whenever one of them expels air forcefully. Fascinating species.
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Bless you" is like the universal response to sneezing. But what if we applied that to other bodily functions? Imagine burping at a family dinner, and everyone just collectively leans in and goes, "Bless you, Uncle Bob.
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I find it interesting that we've turned sneezing into a little ritual. It's like a tiny involuntary performance. You sneeze, someone says "bless you," and you get to thank them. It's the only time in life where you're genuinely grateful for someone acknowledging your bodily functions.
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