5 Jokes For Bless You

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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Aliens

How aliens would perceive the human custom of saying "bless you"
I bet aliens have a word for "bless you" in their language, but it probably translates to "weird Earthling ritual number 357.

Job Interview

Awkward moments during a job interview related to sneezing
If sneezing during a job interview was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist. The HR manager, however, would be the judge holding up a 3 out of 10.

Pets

How pets interpret the phrase "bless you"
I told my fish, "Bless you," after it made a bubble, and now I'm pretty sure it's planning a coup against me.

Superheroes

How superheroes deal with sneezing
Batman doesn't bless you when you sneeze; he just broods silently, wondering if the Joker is somehow behind the sudden outbreak of sneezing in Gotham.

Inanimate Objects

Inanimate objects reacting to sneezing
My phone gets upset every time I sneeze. It's like, "I'm already filled with your drama, now you're sneezing on me too?!

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