7 Jokes For Birthday Present

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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I bought my wife a birthday present. She said, 'Wow, you really shouldn't have.' So I returned it.
Why did the birthday present refuse to jump out of the box? It was afraid of heights.
Why did the birthday present break up with the wrapping paper? It felt smothered!
I wrapped my friend's birthday present in a riddle. Now he's just puzzled.
What did the gift say to the other gift? 'Let's stick together; we make a great pair!
I told my friend not to open his birthday present until he had a shower. Now he won't talk to me.
I bought a belt for my friend's birthday. It was a waist of money.

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