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I got my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Why did the birthday gift bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
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Why did the birthday present apply for a job? It wanted to be wrapped up in its work.
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What did the gift card say to the birthday present? 'You've got credit for being awesome.
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I bought my friend an elephant for his birthday. He said, 'Thanks for the elephant in the room.
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I got the most perplexing birthday present from my aunt. She handed me this beautifully wrapped box, and I was thinking, Could it be a gadget? Maybe some fancy cologne? Nope. It was a DIY knitting kit. She must think I have a secret passion for creating scarves or something.
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I thought I'd seen it all until my grandma gave me a subscription to a dating app for my birthday. I was like, Grandma, is this your way of saying, 'Happy birthday, honey, it's time to find a nice girl'? Thanks for the matchmaking, Grandma. You're one swipe away from setting me up on blind dates.
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There's always that one friend who thinks they're a comedian with their gifts. Last birthday, my buddy gives me this beautifully wrapped box. Inside? An empty frame. He goes, That's for all the future memories we'll make. Yeah, well, I'll hang this on the wall right next to my empty wallet.
The Birthday Present
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Ever notice how parents have this magical ability to give the most uncool birthday presents? I asked for a video game and got a sweater. Yeah, thanks, Mom. Can't wait to level up my style in the virtual world.
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I had this friend who thought outside the box for gifts. Literally. Last birthday, he hands me a beautifully wrapped box. I open it, and it's another box. And inside that one? Yep, another box. It was like a Russian nesting doll of disappointment. I stopped at box number five and said, Surprise! It's my patience wearing thin.
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My girlfriend loves surprises, especially when it comes to gifts. Last birthday, she hands me this mystery box and says, I hope you like it. I open it, and it's a cooking class. Now, I'm a pro at making a sandwich, but now she wants me to cook a five-course meal like I'm Gordon Ramsay!
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You know, getting a birthday present sometimes feels like a riddle. Like last year, my friend hands me this massive box. I'm thinking, Okay, what did you get me, a new TV? Nah. Inside that huge box was a tiny keychain. Thanks for the symbolic gesture, Gary. Now I'll never lose my keys in a snowstorm, I guess.
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You know those gifts that scream, I forgot your birthday, but here's something? Yeah, I got one of those from my cousin. It was a scratch-off lottery ticket. I scratched it, and guess what? I won a dollar. So, I'm one step closer to retiring in 2090.
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You ever get a birthday present that makes you question if your friends even know you? Last year, my buddy got me a book titled How to Win Friends and Influence People. I was like, Is this a gift or a subtle hint, Steve?
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I appreciate thoughtful gifts, but sometimes, they're just too thoughtful. My neighbor gave me a plant for my birthday. Not just any plant—a needy, high-maintenance plant that has more instructions than a NASA manual. I named it Guilty, 'cause that's how I feel every time I forget to water it.
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