6 Jokes For Birthday Present

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, 'Nothing would make her happier.' So, I got her nothing.
Why did the birthday cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug for my birthday.
My friend said, 'I got you a birthday present that will make you smile.' I got a mirror.
I forgot my friend's birthday. Now I have to buy two presents: one as a gift and the other as a bribe for forgiveness.
I gave my friend a watch for his birthday. He was thrilled. I think he was just winding me up.

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