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Why did Bernie Sanders become a gardener? He heard there was a lot of 'root' support!
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What's Bernie Sanders' favorite dessert? 'Equal-ity' pie – every slice is the same size!
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Why did Bernie Sanders start a bakery? He wanted to make sure everyone got their 'fair share of the pie'!
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Why did Bernie Sanders bring a pencil to the debate? To 'draw' attention to income inequality!
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Why did Bernie Sanders bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the 'higher tax bracket'!
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Why did Bernie Sanders start a comedy club? He wanted to 'redistribute' the laughter!
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Bernie Sanders tried to become a baker, but he couldn't make enough dough without 'kneading' a revolution!
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Why did Bernie Sanders become a barber? He wanted to 'cut' down on income inequality, one hair at a time!
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Bernie Sanders' favorite fruit? 'Raspberries' – because they're red and everyone gets an equal share!
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Why did Bernie Sanders become a chef? He wanted to 'stir the pot' of economic reform!
Bernie's Secret Superpower
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I think Bernie Sanders has a secret superpower: turning everything into a political statement. You could be asking him about the weather, and suddenly, he's on a soapbox, passionately advocating for climate change reform. I just wanted to know if I needed an umbrella, Bernie!
Bernie's GPS
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I heard Bernie Sanders doesn't use GPS. Nope, he navigates solely based on economic inequality. Take a left at the wealth gap, then go straight until you hit the 1%, and you've arrived at your destination: revolution.
Bernie's Social Media
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I follow Bernie on social media. Every post is like a virtual rally. It's either a call to action or a meme about corporate greed. He's the only person I know who can turn a cat video into a political statement.
Bernie at the Grocery Store
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I saw Bernie at the grocery store the other day, checking the prices of everything. He wasn't shopping; he was conducting an economic audit in aisle three. Milk is how much?! This is an outrage!
Bernie's Coffee Order
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I imagine Bernie at a coffee shop: I'll have a large coffee, black, just like my economic policies. No frills, no foam, just a bitter wake-up call for the billionaires.
Bernie's Fashion Sense
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Have you seen Bernie's fashion choices? I mean, the man is consistent. It's like he raided the closet of a '70s college professor and said, This is my look! I guess when you're fighting for the working class, you don't have time to worry about matching socks.
Bernie's Halloween Costume
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I heard Bernie Sanders doesn't dress up for Halloween. He just goes as himself, because scaring the establishment is a year-round job for him. Trick or treat? More like trickled-down deceit, am I right?
Bernie's Bedtime Stories
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I bet Bernie Sanders doesn't read bedtime stories to his grandkids. Instead, he sits them down and says, Once upon a time, there was a progressive tax system that funded universal childcare. The end.
Bernie's Workout Routine
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You know Bernie's into fitness, right? His workout routine consists of doing squats to represent the shrinking middle class and push-ups for the uphill battle against income inequality.
Bernie Sanders: The Human Metronome
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You ever notice how Bernie Sanders talks with those wild hand gestures? It's like he's conducting an invisible orchestra. I bet if you put a baton in his hand, he could lead a revolution and a symphony at the same time. The maestro of Medicare for All!
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