7 Jokes About Bernie Sanders

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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Why did Bernie Sanders open a zoo? He wanted to see the 'redistribution' of the animal crackers!
What's Bernie Sanders' favorite dance move? The left shuffle!
Bernie Sanders' favorite song? 'We Will Rock You' – but only if there's a fair distribution of rocking chairs!
How does Bernie Sanders take his coffee? With a little bit of socialism – everyone gets a fair share!
What's Bernie Sanders' favorite board game? Monopoly, but only if there's a wealth redistribution card!
What's Bernie Sanders' favorite exercise? The 'redistribution of wealth' – lifting wallets and handing them out!
What's Bernie Sanders' favorite movie genre? 'Redistribution' – every film ends with the wealth being spread around!

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