10 Jokes About Bernie Sanders

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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Bernie Sanders is proof that passion can outlast any political campaign. That man's been fighting for the same causes since typewriters were a thing.
Bernie Sanders' consistency is impressive. He's been fighting for the middle class for so long that I'm pretty sure the first time he said, "Feel the Bern," people thought it was a hot flash.
The way Bernie Sanders talks about the American dream, you'd think he's trying to tuck it in and read it a bedtime story. If dedication were measured in speech hours, he'd be an Olympian.
It's fascinating how Bernie Sanders' gestures while speaking seem like he's conducting a symphony of political discontent. The way he waves his hands, you'd think he's trying to conduct the revolution.
Bernie Sanders is the embodiment of determination. He's the guy who, even in a buffet of politics, always goes back for more equality and fairness.
Bernie Sanders' speeches are like a broken record, but in a good way. He's been advocating for the same things for so long; it's like political déjà vu.
Bernie Sanders is like that one persistent friend who keeps reminding you about the potluck you promised to attend. "Hey, remember universal healthcare? Yeah, still waiting for that RSVP.
Bernie Sanders has the stamina of someone who’s perpetually trying to get the last word in a never-ending political debate. That man could filibuster a filibuster.
You know you've made it big in politics when your wild hair becomes your trademark. Bernie Sanders didn't just run for president; he ran for the title of "Most Unruly Hair in Politics.
You know Bernie Sanders is passionate when he gestures so vigorously during speeches. If arm movements could solve economic inequality, we'd be in a utopia by now.

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