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Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the gig? Because they wanted to reach the high notes!
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How do DJs communicate with each other? Through good vibes and bass-ic signals!
Vinyl Records
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You ever try scratching a vinyl record? Makes you feel like you're DJing in the Stone Age. It's like trying to use a flip phone in a smartphone world. Nostalgic, sure, but also painfully slow.
Song Requests
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You know you're at a wild party when someone requests the Macarena... unironically. As a DJ, I'm thinking, Are you lost in a '90s time warp or just trying to ruin my set?
The Drop
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Everyone waits for the drop in a song, right? As a DJ, I feel like I'm setting them up for disappointment. It's like telling a joke with no punchline... or like waiting for your pizza but only getting the crust.
Headphones on Fleek
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I wear headphones all the time now. Not because I'm a DJ, but because I want to ignore people. If I wanted to hear constant requests, I'd become a human jukebox, not a DJ!
Being a DJ
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You ever notice how DJs are the only ones who can make pushing buttons and twisting knobs look like they're defusing a bomb? And half the time, they're defusing the party instead!
Stage Name
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I thought about changing my name to DJ Earworm. Not because I mix beats, but because after listening to my mixes, people feel like they have bugs in their ears.
EDM Vibes
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People say EDM stands for Electronic Dance Music. I think it stands for Every DJ's Mistake. Because when I play it, the only thing electronic is the awkward silence.
DJ Booth
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Being in the DJ booth feels like being in a cockpit. Except instead of flying a plane, I'm trying to navigate through people's terrible song requests and maintain some semblance of rhythm. If I crash and burn, at least it's a musical disaster!
Fake It Till You Make It
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Some DJs fake their mixes. I tried that once. Played a Justin Bieber song, pretended to mix, and... well, let's just say the crowd's boos were louder than my attempts at authenticity.
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