7+ Best One Liners Jokes About being a dj

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I tried to tell a joke about deep bass, but it was too sub-woofer!

What did the DJ name their pet turtle? Turntable!

What's a DJ's favorite type of story? A remix!

What did the DJ say to the forgetful crowd? 'Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to drop the bass, but don't drop your wallets!

Why did the DJ get kicked out of the library? They were playing music too loud, but it was all in good 'note'!

Why did the DJ bring a car to the party? Because they wanted to 'drive' the crowd crazy!

Why don't DJs get lost? Because they always know the right track to take!

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