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I've reached an age where my birthday cake needs more candles than my last power bill. "Is this a celebration or a fire hazard?
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Birthdays are the only time when it's socially acceptable for everyone to sing at the same time and not be considered a chaotic mob. "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to everyone who ever existed!
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I love how we celebrate birthdays with cake, as if we needed another reason to indulge in dessert. "Congratulations on surviving another year! Now, enjoy this sugary reward.
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Birthdays are a reminder that time flies. "I used to be the cool, young person at the party. Now I'm the one quietly judging the music choices in the corner.
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Birthday cards are like little confidence boosters. "You're not just a year older, you're a year wiser." Well, thank you, Hallmark, for turning my aging into a positive affirmation.
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The older I get, the more my birthday wish list transforms from toys and gadgets to things like "a good night's sleep" and "no responsibilities for a day." Ah, the joys of adulthood.
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You know you're getting older when you get excited about a new sponge for your kitchen on your birthday. "Oh wow, this one has a scrubby side!
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your birthday is not the presents but the extra 30 minutes of sleep you manage to sneak in. Ah, the gift of precious sleep!
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Birthday candles are like the Olympic torch of aging. "Let's see if I can blow out all these candles without needing to catch my breath.
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