5 Bdays Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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Party Planner

Dealing with demanding clients who want the perfect birthday bash
One client insisted on a "wild animal" theme for their kid's party. Long story short, animal control wasn't amused when they received an invitation to a birthday party addressed to "Party at the Zoo – Your House.

Gift Shop Owner

Dealing with clueless customers looking for the perfect birthday gift
Someone once wanted a gift that would "last a lifetime." I suggested a pet turtle. Low-maintenance and a constant reminder that life moves at a slow pace.

Birthday Card Writer

Trying to come up with heartfelt yet humorous birthday messages
A guy asked for a birthday card that said, "You're not getting older; you're getting better." I handed him a blank card. Nothing gets better than nothing, right?

Party Entertainer

Keeping the party lively when faced with a challenging audience
At a recent party, I asked the birthday girl if she wanted a balloon animal. She said, "Make me a unicorn!" So, I handed her a deflated balloon and said, "There you go, a unicorn on a diet.

Birthday Cake Baker

Trying to bake the perfect birthday cake
I asked the bakery for a custom cake that said, "Happy Birthday, Bob!" They must have misheard me because the cake arrived with "Happy Birthday, Blob." Well, Bob does enjoy a good slice of existential crisis.

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