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How do bankers stay cool in the summer? They enjoy the 'interest'ing breeze!
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Why did the banker become an actor? He wanted to make a good impression!
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What's a banker's favorite game? Monopoly – it's all about the interest!
Banker’s Secret Weapon
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You ever notice how bankers are always so calm and collected? I figured out their secret—it's not meditation or yoga; it's just knowing they can count on your overdraft fees to fund their spa days.
Banking Lingo
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You ever try to understand the lingo at the bank? They throw around terms like interest rates and compounding. I'm sitting there nodding my head like I'm in on the secret, but in reality, I'm just thinking about compounding my confusion.
ATM Judgement
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The ATM gives you this look when you check your balance, like it's judging your life choices. I half-expect it to say, Really? That's all you got? Maybe consider a career in stand-up comedy.
Banking Hours
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Have you noticed that banks have the weirdest hours? They're open for the exact hours you're at work. It's like they're saying, Oh, you want to deposit your paycheck? Sorry, we're closed. Try again when you're unemployed.
Bank Security Questions
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The security questions at the bank always crack me up. What's your mother's maiden name? Like, I can barely remember my own birthday under pressure, and you want me to recall my mom's secret identity?
Bank Fees and Magic Tricks
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Bank fees are like magic tricks—they disappear from your account, and you're left wondering, Wait, where did that money go? Maybe I should start my own magic show: The Disappearing Savings Account.
Bankers and Gamblers
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Bankers and gamblers have a lot in common. They both like taking risks, but at least with gamblers, you get free drinks. At the bank, you just get a pen on a chain. It's like, Here, sign your life away, and don't even think about walking away with my pen.
Bankers and Passwords
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I went to the bank the other day, and they asked for my password. I told them, If I could remember passwords, do you really think I'd be here asking for a loan?
Bankers and Weather Forecasters
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Bankers are like weather forecasters. They predict sunny financial days, but in reality, it's more like a financial thunderstorm. And they're the only ones with an umbrella.
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