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The Aspiring Bank Robber
Trying to rob a bank but struggling with the complexities of modern banking.
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I asked the bank teller for all the money, and she handed me a brochure on how to open a savings account. I guess they thought I needed financial advice more than cash.
The Philosophical Banker
Questioning the meaning of life while dealing with other people's financial transactions.
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Sometimes I look at the endless lines of people at the bank, and I think, 'Is this the meaning of life? Standing in line, hoping the ATM doesn't run out of cash before you get there?'
The Tech-Savvy Banker
Dealing with customers who still think online banking is a form of sorcery.
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A customer called me in a panic, saying, 'I lost all my money online!' I asked, 'Did you check your account balance?' She replied, 'No, I lost my phone, and that's where I keep my banking app.'
The Overworked Bank Teller
Dealing with customers who think their money is more important than your lunch break.
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Customers always ask me to check their balance, and I'm like, 'Sure, but my yoga balance is more impressive right now because I've been standing at this counter for eight hours straight.'
The Paranoid Bank Manager
Constantly worried about security breaches and suspicious customers.
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One customer came in wearing sunglasses, and I thought, 'Great, now I have to be suspicious of someone trying to withdraw money and auditioning for 'The Masked Banker' at the same time.
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