7 Jokes For Bail

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Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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Why did the clock get arrested? It was 'clocking' too many misdemeanors and needed bail to 'buy time' in court!
Why was the lightbulb arrested? It was 'filament-ing' a crime and needed bail to 'brighten up' its situation!
Why did the snowman get arrested? He was found 'frost-handling' and needed bail to 'melt' the charges away!
I asked the judge if I could pay my bail in installments. He said, 'Sure, just don't break them!'
Why did the bicycle get arrested? It was two-tired to function properly, so it needed bail!
Why did the computer go to jail? It had too many 'hard drive' violations and needed bail to reboot!
Why don't we ever play hide-and-seek with money? Because it always gets caught and needs bail!

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