7+ Best One Liners Jokes For bail

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What did the grape say after getting arrested? 'I need to wine a little to pay my bail!'

What do you call it when a pillow is arrested? A cushion for bail!

What did the cookie say after getting arrested? 'I can't crumble under pressure; I need bail to get out of this jam!'

What do you call money that a prisoner uses to get out of jail? Jail bail!

What did the lawyer say to the dollar bill? 'I'll make sure your value doesn't drop, I'll get you the best bail!'

What did the lawyer say to the vending machine? 'I want my client's bail, and I want it dispensed!'

What did the judge say to the runaway balloon in court? 'You're not going anywhere, you need to be held for bail-loon!'

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