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Why did the atom want to be a stand-up comedian? Because it had a lot of 'nuke'material!
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Why do atomic bombs never argue? Because they have explosive chemistry and know how to 'fuse' together!
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Why did the neutron go to therapy? It had too many issues with its family nucleus!
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I told my friend I'm reading a book about atomic bombs. He said it must be explosive literature!
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Why do atomic bombs never get invited to parties? Because they always bring too much 'heat'!
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I tried to organize a comedy show in an atomic reactor, but it didn't work out – the reactions were too critical!
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Why did the proton bring a suitcase to the atomic party? It wanted to make a 'positive' impact!
Atomic Bomb Buffet
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You ever notice how the term atomic bomb just sounds so dramatic? Like, we're not launching a regular bomb, it's gotta be atomic! It's like the chef in the kitchen is adding a pinch of drama to the recipe. Tonight's special? The Atomic Bomb Buffet, where every dish comes with a side of mushroom cloud!
Atomic Bomb Alarm Clock
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I needed a more effective alarm clock, so I got the Atomic Bomb Alarm Clock. When it goes off, it's not just a sound; it's a full-blown simulated explosion. Let me tell you, waking up to the sound of imminent destruction really gets the blood pumping!
Atomic Bomb Pizza Delivery
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Ordered a pizza the other day, and the delivery guy was so fast, I swear he used to deliver atomic bombs in a past life. I opened the door, and he goes, Your pizza is here, and it's hotter than a nuclear meltdown!
Atomic Bomb Fashion Statement
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They say fashion is a statement, so I decided to make a statement with an atomic bomb-themed wardrobe. Now, I'm turning heads everywhere I go. People see me and think, That guy's style is the bomb! Little do they know, it's the atomic bomb.
Atomic Bomb, the Relationship Therapist
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My friend said relationships are like atomic bombs - one wrong move, and everything blows up. So, now I'm taking relationship advice from a weapon of mass destruction. What could possibly go wrong?
DIY Atomic Bomb Kits
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Have you seen those do-it-yourself projects online? They've got kits for everything. I stumbled upon a website selling DIY atomic bomb kits. I'm thinking, Finally, a project that can really blow up on social media!
Atomic Bomb Family Reunion
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I went to my family reunion, and it felt like an atomic bomb went off. Relatives coming from all directions, explosive arguments, and fallout that lasted for weeks. Maybe we should've stuck to something less explosive, like a game of Monopoly.
Atomic Bomb Fitness Program
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I signed up for this new fitness program, they call it the Atomic Bomb Workout. It's intense! The trainer yells, Drop and give me fallout shelters! Let's just say, my abs are more shredded than a classified government document.
Atomic Bomb as a Pickup Line
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I tried using the term atomic bomb as a pickup line. I walked up to someone at a bar and said, Are you an atomic bomb? Because every time I see you, my heart goes nuclear. Let's just say, it didn't create the explosive connection I was hoping for.
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