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The Spy
Trying to steal atomic bomb secrets but also dealing with a nosy neighbor
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My nosy neighbor caught me digging a hole in my backyard. She asked, "What are you burying?" I said, "Oh, just some old secrets. You know, things that are highly classified and could potentially change the world. Just your typical gardening day.
The Time Traveler
Accidentally transporting the atomic bomb to different historical eras
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I bring the atomic bomb to the medieval times, and they mistake it for a dragon egg. Knights start preparing for battle, thinking they're going to face the fiercest dragon ever. Little do they know, it's just a really bad idea from the future.
The Scientist
Trying to make the atomic bomb but also having relationship issues
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I told my girlfriend, "Our love is like an atomic bomb – it has the potential to be powerful and life-changing." She replied, "Yeah, but most of the time, it just feels like a slow, radioactive decay.
The Alien
Witnessing humans creating the atomic bomb and trying to fit in on Earth
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I went to a stand-up comedy show and heard someone say, "My love life is like an atomic bomb – explosive and unpredictable." I thought, "Wow, on my planet, we just swipe left or right. You guys are on a whole new level.
The Stand-Up Comedian
Trying to incorporate atomic bomb humor without offending anyone
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I told a joke about atomic bombs, and someone said, "That's explosive humor." I said, "Well, at least my career won't fizzle out anytime soon. I'm here for the long radioactive haul, folks!
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