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Imagine being the person who accidentally drops the atomic bomb launch codes. "Oops, butterfingers! My bad, guys. Can we get a do-over?
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Atomic bombs are like the original unfriending on a global scale. "I don't like your politics. Boom, unfriend entire country.
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You ever think about the scientists who invented the atomic bomb? They probably started with innocent experiments like, "Let's see what happens if we mix this and that... oh, well, that escalated quickly.
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I was reading about atomic bombs, and apparently, there's a safe distance you should be from the blast to survive. Who came up with that chart? "Oh, you'll be fine at precisely 23.5 miles, but 24 miles? Sorry, you're toast. Literally.
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Atomic bombs and relationships have something in common – when they explode, you end up with a lot of fallout. Though in one case, it's radioactive, and in the other, it's just emotional baggage.
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Atomic bombs are like the emergency exit of international disputes. It's like, "Well, diplomacy didn't work, let's just hit the 'destroy everything' button and call it a day. Who needs negotiations when you have a big red button?
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You know, they always talk about the mushroom cloud from atomic bombs. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, humans, you thought you were good at creating impressive things? Check this out!
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You ever notice how naming something as destructive as an atomic bomb sounds like the result of a really intense game of Scrabble? "Hmm, let's see... A-T-O-M-I-C B-O-M-B! Triple word score, baby!
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Have you ever thought about the guy who had to test the first atomic bomb? Talk about a tough job interview. "So, what's your experience?" "Well, I've never detonated a world-ending device before, but I'm a quick learner!
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