8 Jokes For Athletic

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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What did the basketball say to the player? 'Don't shoot, I'm hoops-less!
I tried to play tennis, but it was a racket!
Why don't athletes ever binge-watch TV shows? Because they can't handle a marathon!
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So they could tie the score!
How do footballers stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
What did the coach say to the vending machine? 'Give me my quarterback!
Why did the runner stop betting? Because he lost track!

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