5 Jokes For Athletic

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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Casual Weekend Exerciser

Balancing fitness with weekend laziness
I bought a fitness tracker, and it keeps congratulating me for reaching my step goal. Little does it know; most of those steps were to the fridge and back.

Overzealous Crossfitter

Balancing intensity with social life
At the gym, they said, "Go hard or go home." I chose the former. Now I have no social life, and I've moved into the gym storage room.

Gym Newbie

Navigating the gym equipment
The gym instructor told me to do squats. I thought, "Sure, I do that all the time when I'm looking for something under the sofa." Little did I know, it involves a lot more effort.

Marathon Runner

Dealing with non-runners
I was on a date, and she said, "Let's take a romantic stroll." I said, "How about we take a 26-mile romantic stroll and see if you still find me charming at the finish line?

Yoga Enthusiast

Finding tranquility in a noisy world
Did a yoga class with a friend who said, "Let's try partner yoga." I learned that I have a future in interpretive dance – or that I need more flexible friends.

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