7 Jokes For Astronomer

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Updated on: Dec 17 2024

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Why was the astronomer always calm during experiments? Because they had a good 'orbit' of handling things!
Why did the astronomer bring a pencil to the observatory? In case they needed to draw some 'space'!
How does an astronomer organize a party? They 'planet'!
Why don't astronomers play hide and seek with the stars? Because they always 'shine' too brightly!
How do astronomers organize their shelves? By using 'constellations'!
Why did the astronomer bring a chainsaw to the observatory? They wanted to 'cut through the atmosphere'!
Why don't astronomers tell secrets on the moon? Because there's no atmosphere!

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