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You ever notice how astronomers are the true experts at "space" in a relationship? "Honey, we need some space." And they mean it literally. "I need my own galaxy for a while, no interruptions.
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Ever notice how astronomers are like the ultimate stargazers? They've probably seen more shooting stars than any of us. I can imagine them making wishes like, "I wish for a grant extension" or "I wish my telescope doesn't get cloudy tonight.
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Astronomers are the only professionals who can say, "I'm working on something out of this world" and actually mean it. Meanwhile, the rest of us are stuck in meetings discussing how to improve office coffee.
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You know you're an astronomer when your idea of a "date night" is staring at the stars with your significant other. "Honey, let's gaze into the abyss together and contemplate the vastness of the universe. Oh, and bring snacks.
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You ever notice how astronomers are the only people who can't complain about having a "long day at work"? I mean, imagine working a 24-hour shift... looking at stars. "Oh, I'm so tired, I had to stare at the cosmos for hours. It's exhausting, all those twinkling lights!
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I envy astronomers' job security. I mean, who's going to fire them? "Sorry, Jim, we've found someone better at staring at distant galaxies. Your telescope skills just didn't make the cut." It's like the ultimate "out of this world" job security.
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I bet astronomers are the kings of small talk. "Hey, did you see that supernova last night? Oh, you were watching a sitcom? Cute. I witnessed the birth and death of a star. NBD.
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Astronomers are probably the only people who get excited about light pollution. "Oh, look, the city lights are ruining our view of the cosmos. This is unacceptable! Let's start a protest... under the stars, of course.
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Astronomers must be the best at giving relationship advice. I can already hear them saying, "If you think your problems are big, just consider the scale of the universe. Suddenly, your partner leaving the toothpaste cap off doesn't seem like such a cosmic catastrophe.
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