18 Jokes For Ashley

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Updated on: Apr 08 2025

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Why did Ashley bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did Ashley take a suitcase to the zoo? She wanted to pack her trunk!
Why did Ashley take a pencil to her calendar? To draw her dates closer!
Ashley tried to be a baker, but she couldn't make enough dough. She kneaded more practice!
Why did Ashley bring a ladder to the comedy club? To reach the punchline!
What's Ashley's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because she loves to iron!
Why did Ashley bring a broom to the party? To sweep everyone off their feet!
Ashley wanted to become a tailor, but she couldn't make the cut!
I love Ashley, but if she's holding a secret, just buy her a coffee. She spills beans faster than a clumsy barista.
I swear, Ashley's fashion sense is a wild rollercoaster ride. One day, she's chic and sophisticated; the next, she's wearing socks with sandals.
Ashley's GPS skills are legendary - if you want to end up in a cornfield instead of the mall.
Ashley's approach to fitness is unique. She does one sit-up, then brags about her 'core workout' for the week.
You know you're in trouble when Ashley starts a sentence with, 'So, I had this crazy idea...' It usually involves a llama, a trampoline, and a jar of pickles.
Ashley's attempt at DIY projects always reminds me of a 'before and after' picture, except both pictures are 'before.'
If Ashley says she's on a diet, just wait for her 'cheat day.' That's when she devours a pizza like it's her arch-nemesis.
Ashley's like WiFi in a crowded area - unreliable and prone to sudden disappearances right when you need her most.
I asked Ashley for advice on time management. She said, 'Easy! Just panic and do everything at the last minute.' Turns out, that's her life motto.
The other day, Ashley tried to convince me she's an insomniac. Turns out, she just binge-watched six seasons of a show in one night.

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