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Why did Ashley bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Ashley take a suitcase to the zoo? She wanted to pack her trunk!
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Ashley tried to be a baker, but she couldn't make enough dough. She kneaded more practice!
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Why did Ashley bring a ladder to the comedy club? To reach the punchline!
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What's Ashley's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because she loves to iron!
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Why did Ashley bring a broom to the party? To sweep everyone off their feet!
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I love Ashley, but if she's holding a secret, just buy her a coffee. She spills beans faster than a clumsy barista.
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I swear, Ashley's fashion sense is a wild rollercoaster ride. One day, she's chic and sophisticated; the next, she's wearing socks with sandals.
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Ashley's GPS skills are legendary - if you want to end up in a cornfield instead of the mall.
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Ashley's approach to fitness is unique. She does one sit-up, then brags about her 'core workout' for the week.
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You know you're in trouble when Ashley starts a sentence with, 'So, I had this crazy idea...' It usually involves a llama, a trampoline, and a jar of pickles.
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Ashley's attempt at DIY projects always reminds me of a 'before and after' picture, except both pictures are 'before.'
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If Ashley says she's on a diet, just wait for her 'cheat day.' That's when she devours a pizza like it's her arch-nemesis.
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Ashley's like WiFi in a crowded area - unreliable and prone to sudden disappearances right when you need her most.
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I asked Ashley for advice on time management. She said, 'Easy! Just panic and do everything at the last minute.' Turns out, that's her life motto.
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