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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with artillery. I told her I can't let her go, it's a real cannonundrum.
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Why did the artillery officer become a gardener? He wanted to plant some serious seeds of destruction.
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Why did the artillery shell go to therapy? It had issues with explosive anger.
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Why did the artillery officer apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to work on his roll call.
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I used to be an artillery expert, but I got fired. They said I couldn't keep things on target, but I think they were just being shellfish.
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I told my friend a joke about artillery. It was explosive; he burst into laughter!
Artillery Therapy
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My therapist told me I need to find healthy outlets for my anger. So, I bought a tiny cannon and set up a mini artillery range in my backyard. Now, instead of screaming into a pillow, I unleash my frustration on unsuspecting watermelons.
Artillery and the City
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Living in the city is like navigating a battlefield, especially during rush hour. Dodging pedestrians, cyclists, and aggressive drivers – it's like playing a real-life game of artillery chess. One wrong move, and you're getting a parking ticket or accidentally declaring war on the guy in the next lane.
Artillery Yoga
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I tried joining a yoga class to relax, but my ghost writer's notes kept haunting me. Now, instead of doing downward dog, we practice the duck and cover pose – because you never know when life might throw a surprise artillery strike your way.
Artillery Antics
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You ever notice how dating is a lot like dealing with artillery? One wrong move, and you'll find yourself in a war zone. Forget flowers and chocolates; I'm bringing a helmet and a bulletproof vest on my next date!
Artillery in the Workplace
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but have you ever tried negotiating a salary raise with an actual trebuchet? Let me tell you, the boss took me a lot more seriously after I launched a watermelon into his office.
The Art of Passive-Artillery
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My girlfriend said we need to work on communication in our relationship. So, now, instead of discussing our feelings, we've upgraded to a sophisticated system of semaphore flags and fireworks. It's like Morse code with explosions – the perfect emotional outlet.
Artillery in the Grocery Store
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Grocery shopping has become a tactical mission. Forget about coupons; I bring a camouflage cart and strategically maneuver through aisles like I'm avoiding landmines. And when someone takes the last box of my favorite cereal? Let's just say they'll hear about it – from a safe distance.
Artillery Etiquette
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I've found that strategically placed artillery noises can also do wonders. Try it at your next family gathering – nothing diffuses tension like a well-timed cannon blast during a heated discussion about who forgot to take out the trash.
Artillery and Chill
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Netflix and chill? That's so last year. Now it's all about Artillery and Chill. Nothing says romance like cuddling under a blanket while listening to distant explosions and wondering if it's just fireworks or the neighbors having a particularly intense argument.
When in Doubt, Artillery It Out
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I tried resolving an argument with my neighbor using diplomacy, but then I remembered the notes my ghost writer gave me: artillery. So now, instead of knocking on their door to discuss issues, I just set off a smoke bomb and hope for the best.
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