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The Artillery Wedding Planner's Explosive Events
When the wedding planner decides to incorporate artillery-themed elements, but the bride and groom want love, not war.
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The wedding cake had a surprise – a hidden firecracker. The bride's expression went from "I do" to "Incoming!" faster than a missile launch.
The Artillery Chef's Kitchen
When the artillery expert decides to open a restaurant, but people are afraid everything will be overcooked.
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I asked the waiter for a well-done steak. He brought it back after a controlled detonation. I meant on the grill, not with a grenade!
The Artillery Gardener's Green Thumb
When the artillery enthusiast tries their hand at gardening, but the plants keep surrendering.
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Tried talking to my plants using artillery terminology. Now my tulips are in therapy, suffering from post-traumatic growth disorder.
The Artillery Therapist
When the therapist decides to use artillery metaphors for self-improvement, but clients start feeling attacked.
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Asked a patient to visualize their issues as artillery shells. Now they're convinced they're under constant bombardment. Maybe I should stick to couches, not foxholes.
The Artillery Officer's Dilemma
When the artillery officer tries to make art, but everyone thinks they're just into heavy metal.
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Dating is tough. I told a girl, "I'm into art." She got excited until she saw my sketchbook full of schematics for artillery. She thought I meant watercolors, not water mortars.
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