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Artillery is like the grand finale of fireworks, but with a serious identity crisis. "Hey, let's celebrate with bright lights and ear-shattering booms!" Or maybe they just wanted to make sure the neighbors knew they were having a party.
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Have you ever noticed how when people talk about artillery, they always use words like "precision" and "accuracy"? It's like they're describing a high-tech cooking show, but instead of a gourmet meal, they're serving destruction with a side of explosions.
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Artillery is like the original long-distance relationship. "Honey, I might be miles away, but trust me, I'm still thinking about you—especially when I press this big red button.
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I was watching a documentary about artillery, and they were talking about the trajectory and velocity of projectiles. I can barely calculate the tip at a restaurant, and here they are discussing the perfect angle to launch a giant metal projectile. I just want my meal without doing math, thank you.
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You ever notice how the word "artillery" sounds like a fancy way of saying, "Hey, let's throw some really big things really far and hope for the best"? It's like the posh cousin of throwing rocks at your neighbor's window.
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Artillery shells are like the FedEx of war. "Your destruction will arrive between 2 and 4 p.m. Please ensure someone is available to sign for it.
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You ever think about the first person who looked at a cannonball and thought, "You know what? I bet this would make a great sport. Let's call it 'Extreme Bowling for Castles.'
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You ever notice how when people mention artillery, they always throw in terms like "firepower" and "fire control"? It's like they're hosting a backyard barbecue, but instead of flipping burgers, they're flipping the script on neighborhood noise complaints.
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I was reading about artillery the other day. You know, those big guns that can shoot from miles away. It got me thinking, if I had that kind of range in my relationships, maybe I wouldn't have to attend so many family gatherings.
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