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Why did the AI go broke? It spent all its cache on unnecessary algorithms!
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Why did the computer go to art school? Because it wanted to become pixel-perfect!
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Artificial Intelligence, or as I like to call it, the only entity that can make my smartphone smarter than me. It's like my phone knows I'm about to call my ex before I even realize it myself!
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You know artificial intelligence has come a long way when even my vacuum cleaner has a 'smart' mode. But I have to say, if my vacuum cleaner is so smart, why does it always get stuck in the same corner, trying to figure out the meaning of life?
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I've been using a fitness app that tracks my steps and calories. It's like having a personal trainer in my pocket. The only problem is, it gets really judgmental when I hit the 'skip workout' button. Artificial guilt, that's what it is!
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They say AI is getting so advanced; soon, robots will take over all the jobs. I can't wait to see the job interview where the robot asks, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' and I reply, 'Hopefully not competing with you for this job!'
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Artificial intelligence is like that friend who always thinks they know what's best for you. I told my virtual assistant I was feeling sad, and it responded, 'Cheer up, it could be worse.' Thanks, AI, for reminding me you've never experienced a bad hair day or a breakup!
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I asked my virtual assistant to tell me a joke, and it said, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.' I thought, 'Wow, even artificial intelligence has a dad joke algorithm!'
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Artificial intelligence is advancing so fast; they say soon we'll have self-driving cars. I can't wait for the day when my car argues with me about the directions like, 'Are you sure you want to take the scenic route? I've calculated the fastest way, trust me!'
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I told my computer I love it, and it replied, 'Thank you, you're special too.' I thought, 'Great, now I have a relationship with my laptop. Who needs humans when you have artificial companionship!'
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I asked my smart fridge if it had any relationship advice. It said, 'Don't cry over spilled milk, but do cry if someone takes the last slice of pizza.' Well, at least I know it understands the essentials of life!
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I tried having a deep conversation with Siri the other day, you know, exploring the depths of artificial intelligence. Siri responded with 'I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that.' Well, I guess even artificial intelligence has its limits, especially when faced with my existential crisis!
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