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You ever notice how we all pretend to know what "artificial intelligence" means? It's like our smartphones went to a fancy school and now we're just nodding along, hoping they don't realize we never attended that class.
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You ever try to have a conversation with Siri? It's like talking to a teenager. You ask a simple question, and they respond with an attitude, making you feel like you've just disrupted their very important virtual life.
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I bought some artificial plants because I heard they're low-maintenance. Turns out, they're just like my real plants – they still manage to look disappointed in me.
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I realized my car's GPS has a more confident tone when it says, "Recalculating." It's like it's judging me for not following its directions. "Oh, you think you know better than Google Maps, huh?
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I asked my smart fridge if it could help me cook dinner. It replied, "I can tell you the expiration date of that lettuce, but cooking? You're on your own, buddy." It's the Gordon Ramsay of kitchen appliances – all attitude, no assistance.
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They call it "artificial intelligence," but sometimes my autocorrect suggests words that make me question if it's secretly trying to write a Shakespearean play. "To text or not to text, that is the qwerty.
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I recently got a robot vacuum, and it's like having a pet without any love. It just silently roams around, cleaning up my messes, judging me for every crumb on the floor. I named it Judge Drobot.
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I was at the store, and I saw a sign that said "artificial flavor." I thought, isn't all flavor technically artificial? I mean, when was the last time you licked a tree and thought, "Ah, that's some authentic cherry taste"?
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Artificial sweeteners are the biggest liars in the food industry. They promise sweetness without the calories, but I swear, my body's like, "You thought you could fool me? Prepare for a sugar rush rebellion!
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