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Why did the art major excel in math class? They knew how to draw conclusions!
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Why did the art major start a band? They wanted to draw a bigger audience!
The Art Major's Dilemma
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You know you're an art major when you spend more time contemplating the meaning of a blank canvas than actually painting on it. I mean, come on, it's not a Rorschach test—I just wanted to create a masterpiece, not summon my inner existential crisis.
Gallery of Procrastination
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Art majors are so good at procrastination; they could turn it into an art form. They spend more time rearranging their art supplies than actually creating anything. I call this masterpiece 'The Perfect Arrangement of Avoidance.'
Canvas Confessions
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You know you're an art major when your canvas knows more about your personal life than your therapist. Today, my canvas and I had a heart-to-heart. It turns out, my subconscious really likes the color cerulean.
Abstract Conversations
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I was chatting with an art major the other day, and they started describing their emotions using colors. I didn't know whether to console them or recommend a good therapist. I'm feeling a bit turquoise today, mixed with a touch of existential dread. Dude, I just asked how your day was!
The Art Major's Pick-up Line
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I overheard an art major trying to flirt, and they said, Are you a Picasso? Because every time I look at you, my heart becomes abstract and wonderfully distorted. Well, that's one way to turn romance into an art form.
The Art of Overthinking
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Art majors are masters of overthinking. I asked one simple question about their latest project, and suddenly we were discussing the socio-political implications of using red versus blue paint. I just wanted to know if it looked cool!
Modern Art or Mischief?
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I tried to impress an art major by creating modern art in my living room. Apparently, throwing paint randomly on the walls isn't avant-garde—it's called vandalism. Who knew?
Sculpting My Future
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I told my friend, who's an art major, that I'm sculpting my future. They misunderstood and thought I was literally carving my career path out of clay. Now I have a tiny clay version of me sitting at a desk, contemplating life choices.
The Starving Artist Diet
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Art majors have a unique approach to dieting. Instead of counting calories, they count the number of brush strokes in their latest masterpiece. I only had 237 strokes today, but my abstract representation of hunger is coming along nicely.
Life as an Art Major
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Being an art major is like participating in a never-ending game of Pictionary. Except, instead of guessing the drawing, everyone's just nodding and pretending they get it. Ah, yes, I see the profound metaphorical significance of that stick figure holding a baguette.
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