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The Art Major's Love Life
When your art major friend's love life is as abstract as their paintings.
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The art major claims he's mastered the art of romance. I told him, "If your love life is an art form, it's more like abstract expressionism—everyone sees something different, and nobody knows what the heck is going on.
The Starving Artist's Diet
When your art major friend claims they're on a diet, but it's just because they can't afford groceries.
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My art major friend claims his diet is avant-garde. I asked, "Avant-garde dieting? Is that like eating invisible food? Because from the looks of your fridge, you've mastered the art of emptiness.
The Struggling Artist
When your art major friend can't decide between paying rent or buying paint.
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My art major friend thinks he's avant-garde. I asked him, "What's avant-garde about eating ramen noodles for the fourth night in a row? That's less art, more survival mode. Maybe call it 'Starving Artist: A Culinary Masterpiece.'
The Gallery of Unfinished Masterpieces
When your art major friend has more unfinished projects than completed ones.
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My art major friend said, "I believe in the beauty of the incomplete." I replied, "That's great, but maybe you should try completing a sentence before you move on to the next profound thought. Your art may be unfinished, but your conversations are downright abstract.
The Abstract Visionary
When your art major friend insists their abstract painting has a deeper meaning, but you just see a bunch of random shapes.
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So, my art major buddy said, "You just don't understand the layers in my abstract art." I said, "Layers? I can barely find one layer in this. It's like trying to find Waldo in a snowstorm. Maybe I need abstract glasses to see the hidden meaning.
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