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I've got a friend who's an art major, and their room looks like a tornado hit a paint store. I went in there the other day, and I'm pretty sure I stepped on a canvas. I hope it wasn't a masterpiece.
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I asked my art major friend to help me decorate my apartment. Now, every wall has a deep, meaningful piece of art. It's like I live in a museum of emotions. I just wanted a nice poster, not an existential crisis every time I walk in.
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Art majors have this unique talent for turning anything into a canvas. I once left my notebook unattended, and now my grocery list looks like a surrealist manifesto. I just wanted to remember to buy milk.
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You know you're dealing with an art major when their idea of a quick doodle turns into a three-hour masterpiece, and you're just sitting there trying to figure out how they turned stick figures into a Renaissance painting.
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Ever notice how art majors have this uncanny ability to turn any random object into a profound metaphor? I handed one a banana once, and suddenly it became a symbol of the human condition. I just wanted a snack!
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Art majors are like magicians with paintbrushes. I tried to impress one once by drawing a stick figure, and they turned it into an abstract representation of existential angst. I just wanted a high five for drawing a good stick figure.
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Art majors have a unique way of seeing the world. I showed mine a cloud and asked what it looked like. They said, "Well, it's clearly a metaphor for society's fleeting existence, shaped by the winds of change." I just wanted to know if it looked like a dinosaur.
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I tried to play Pictionary with my art major friend. They drew a squiggle, and I guessed "modern art masterpiece." Turns out, it was a cat. Who knew cats could be so abstract?
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You can always spot an art major at a party. They're the ones in the corner, staring at the wall, contemplating the meaning of life through the abstract patterns in the wallpaper. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to find the snack table.
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