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You ever notice how some people are built like human pretzels? You know, the ones with arms and no legs. It's like they skipped leg day, week, month, year, and the entire leg decade. Meanwhile, their arms are jacked up, probably from all the wheeling around they do. I mean, if evolution had a sense of humor, it definitely played a prank on these folks. I saw a guy like that at the gym the other day. He was on the rowing machine, just rowing away with his arms. I'm thinking, "Dude, you've already got the upper body strength of a Greek god, and you're working on it more? What's next, bench pressing with your pinky fingers?" But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe he's training for the arm-wrestling championship in the Paralympics.
It must be a real struggle for them, though, especially when it comes to high-fives. You go in for a high-five, and they're like, "Uh, sorry, I'm a bit short-handed today." And you're standing there feeling like you just tried to high-five a ghost.
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You know, I've noticed something about people with arms and no legs—they've got killer upper body dance moves. I mean, they don't need legs to tear up the dance floor. It's like they're auditioning for "Dancing with the Stars: Upper Body Edition." I saw this guy at a party, spinning and twirling in his wheelchair like he was auditioning for a Broadway musical. The rest of us were doing the two-step, and he's over there doing the eight-arm waltz. It's inspiring, really. Makes you rethink your own dance moves.
And don't get me started on breakdancing. They've got the perfect spin move built into the wheelchair. I tried to breakdance once, and I ended up with a chiropractor bill. Maybe I should trade in my legs for some dance floor dynamo arms.
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Fashion is hard for everyone, but imagine having arms and no legs. You can't just throw on a pair of jeans and call it a day. You've got to think about how it looks in the wheelchair, the dynamics of it all. Do you go for the skinny jean look or the baggy, wind-in-the-sails vibe? I saw this guy with arms and no legs rocking the crop top the other day. I thought, "Wow, that's bold. Not only is he defying gravity, but he's defying fashion norms too." I mean, the guy had abs for days, but it was more like ab because there's no lower half to complete the word.
And shopping for shoes? Forget about it. He's probably in the store like, "Excuse me, do you have these in a size stump?" It's a whole new level of fashion challenge. But hey, if he can pull it off, more power to him. Who needs legs when you've got style?
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You ever meet someone named Tony and expect them to be Italian, but they're not? Well, imagine meeting someone named Skip and thinking they're just skipping leg day, only to find out they've got arms and no legs. Talk about a misleading name. I met this guy named Skip, and I thought, "Oh, he must be the king of leg day skips at the gym." But nope, he's the president of the Armchair Travelers Club. I was so confused. It's like naming your cat Fish and expecting it to bark.
And then there are the nicknames. Do you call them Skip or Armson? It's a linguistic dilemma. But hey, if they've got a good sense of humor, they'll probably just roll with it—literally.
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