4 Jokes For Arms And No Legs

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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You ever notice how some people are built like human pretzels? You know, the ones with arms and no legs. It's like they skipped leg day, week, month, year, and the entire leg decade. Meanwhile, their arms are jacked up, probably from all the wheeling around they do. I mean,
You know, I've noticed something about people with arms and no legs—they've got killer upper body dance moves. I mean, they don't need legs to tear up the dance floor. It's like they're auditioning for "Dancing with the Stars: Upper Body Edition."
I saw this guy at a party, spinning
Fashion is hard for everyone, but imagine having arms and no legs. You can't just throw on a pair of jeans and call it a day. You've got to think about how it looks in the wheelchair, the dynamics of it all. Do you go for the skinny jean look
You ever meet someone named Tony and expect them to be Italian, but they're not? Well, imagine meeting someone named Skip and thinking they're just skipping leg day, only to find out they've got arms and no legs. Talk about a misleading name.
I met this guy named Skip, and

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