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I asked my friend with no arms and no legs if he wanted a job in the bakery. He said, 'I’ll have to give it a hand!
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I met a guy with no arms and no legs in a vegetable garden. He was outstanding in his field!
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My friend with no arms and no legs started a construction business. He’s really building a solid foundation!
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My buddy with no arms and no legs decided to start a career in photography. He’s really got an eye for it!
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My friend with no arms and no legs started a business making belts. He’s now running a waist-up shop!
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I told my friend with no arms and no legs that he should start a bakery. He’s making a lot of dough now!
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My buddy with no arms and no legs tried his hand at gardening. He’s really blossoming in his new hobby!
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I asked my friend with no arms and no legs if he wanted a hand. He said, 'I’m good, I’ve got this!
The Ultimate Couch Potato
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Ever met someone with arms and no legs? It's like witnessing the evolution of the ultimate couch potato. He doesn't need a recliner; he's his own lazy boy! I asked him if he ever wanted to go for a jog, and he said, Why run when you can roll? I have to admit; he's got a point. I mean, who needs legs when you've got the world at arm's reach?
Life's a Balancing Act
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So, I met this guy who has arms and no legs. He said life is a balancing act. I asked him if he ever falls, and he goes, Nah, I've mastered the art of arm-robatics. I'm thinking, Well, I can barely balance my checkbook, and this guy's out here doing arm gymnastics! I bet if they had an Olympics for arm balancing, he'd be the Michael Phelps of not touching the ground.
The Real Handyman
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Arms and no legs – that's what I call the real handyman. I mean, who needs a toolbox when you can have a guy who can reach every corner of the room without moving an inch? He told me he's a DIY enthusiast, and I thought, Well, of course, he's the ultimate hands-on guy! Forget about fixing a leaky faucet; he could probably build a house using just his arms. Move over, Bob the Builder; we've got a new contender in town!
The Arm Wrestler's Advantage
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Arms and no legs – that's what I call a guy with an arm wrestler's advantage. He could win gold at the Arm Olympics! I asked him if he ever feels incomplete without legs, and he said, Not at all. Who needs legs when you've got these bad boys? Then he flexed his arms, and I swear I heard a distant '80s action movie soundtrack in the background. Forget leg day; this guy's living in an eternal arm day!
No Legs, No Problem
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So, this guy with arms and no legs – I asked him if he ever feels like he's missing out on something. He looks at me and says, No legs, no problem. I thought, Man, he's got a point. Legs are so last season anyway. Who needs 'em when you can be the trendsetter of the arms-only fashion movement? I bet we'll all be walking on our hands in no time!
The Human Slingshot
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I saw this guy with arms and no legs the other day, and I couldn't help but think he's the human slingshot we've all been waiting for. Imagine him at a theme park – they wouldn't need rubber bands anymore; they'd just attach the tickets to his arms, pull back, and release! He's the real thrill ride, and you never know where he might land. Rollercoasters? Nah, he's the arms-flailing, no-legs-needed adrenaline rush!
Arms and No Legs – A Handy Situation!
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You know, I met this guy the other day who has arms and no legs. I thought, Well, that's just an extreme case of multitasking gone wrong! I mean, the guy can give you a high five and pick your pocket at the same time. He's like a human Swiss Army knife, just without the legs. I asked him how he gets around, and he said, Well, it's all about the arm strength. I guess he's the real arm-wrestling champion of life!
The Real-Life Emoji
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You ever meet someone with arms and no legs? It's like talking to a real-life emoji. He communicates through expressive arm gestures, and I swear, he's mastered the art of the 🤷♂️ shrug. I asked him if he ever gets tired of people making arm-related jokes, and he said, Nah, I just roll with it. Well, in his case, maybe he just 'arm' with it!
The Hug Specialist
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Arms and no legs – that's like having your own personal hug specialist. I mean, who needs a therapist when you can have a guy with open arms ready to embrace any problem? He's like a walking motivational poster. I asked him if he's ever down, and he said, Nope, I just hug it out. Forget self-help books; this guy's the self-hug expert!
Two Tickets, Please!
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Arms and no legs – it's like getting a two-for-one deal on amusement park tickets. I told him he should open a theme park himself. He could call it Armsland – the only park where the rides come to you! Just imagine, the Ferris wheel stops by your house, and the roller coaster takes you on a wild ride from the living room to the kitchen. Who needs Disneyland when you can have Armsland?
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